Tormentors R Us is unanimously regarded as the leading player in the Torment by Proxy industry. Send us the name of someone who deserves to be bullied, bothered, and harassed, and we’ll do the rest. Their life will become the nightmare of your dreams!

Here at Tormentors R Us, we know how busy you are and how hard you work every single day. But working hard and being the best person possible doesn’t stop stupid annoying people who you hate from slithering into your otherwise awesome life. You know you have a duty to put these people in their place, but there are only so many hours in a day! What to do?
Never fear: Tormentors R Us is here to take the burden of harassing your enemies off your capable American hands, so that you can spend your valuable time doing what you do best: whatever the fuck you want.
Since 2016, Tormentors R Us has been on the cutting edge of Torment by Proxy techniques, strategies, and technology. With a plethora of products to help ruin the lives of your enemies to varying degrees, we’ll be there when someone needs to be put in their place.
If there’s someone in your life whom you feel could use a little bit of chaos, disorder, and annoyance in their life, check out our Get In Their Head™ Line of services. With choices like the Neverending Facebook Debate, Glitter Bombs, and the Mansplainer’s Special, your enemy’s copious ugly back hairs are sure to bristle with annoyance!
For the less faint of heart, we offer a number of truly destructive products that will legitimately make your target’s life a living Hell. Our Fake News, Public Doxxing, and Deep Fake Video specials have the potential to ruin careers, destroy romantic partnerships, and make a body want to move to another country and change their name! There’s no telling how far we’ll take it, until you try it. Visit our Store to learn more about our No Pussies Allowed™ Line of services, if you dare.
Purchase a service from our store, sit back, relax, and let us #ruintheirlife! You deserve it, and so do they!
We are always pioneering new products so don’t forget to check back regularly!
Our Mean Team™ are always dreaming up new inventions to unleash. Recently we've been developing a new line of stalker clowns expected to be released imminently.
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