Endless Spam Mail
Here’s the service that will have your enemies saying, “how did Weight Watchers get my address? Do they think I’m fat?” Answer: They got it from us! And so did the Trappistine Candy Company, J. Crew, Comcast, Victoria’s Secret, Athleta, Old Navy, DSW Shoes, and more! Your victim’s mailbox will be constantly full of useless paper destined straight for the recycle bin (we know your enemy is a bleeding heart lib who cares about using too much paper and will totally hate this), and so will your heart with the knowledge of their constant annoyance and confusion!