What’s beloved but hated, sparkling but filthy, gets everywhere but is hard to find all of, and comes in the mail straight to your victim’s home address? GLITTER! Order a glitter bomb for a mild to moderate annoyance that’ll leave your victim sparkling with anger and confusion for days. They open the box and POOF! Glitter everywhere! Hope they didn’t like that sweater, or their dog, cuz they’re permanently covered in tiny shiny plastic now. A Glitter Bomb is a mostly harmless (except to the fish and birds who eat the microplastics that make up glitter) way to ruin your victim’s day, and their washing machine.