Singing Telegram of Hate
We’re bringing back a time-honored tradition from the olden days when people had to go to each other’s houses to say things to each other. People used to send entire bands of musicians to each other’s houses to tell them that they were in love, or stand outside with a boombox, or even send a person on a horse or something to deliver a message. We at Tormentors R Us will be that person on a horse or something on your behalf, for a price. We’ll contract with only the best and brightest in the music industry to deliver your enemy an old timey message of hate and rudeness. They’ll be so impressed and offended at all the time you put into handcraft such a heartfelt and blaringly loud declaration of nastiness!